Okay, so I don’t know the gender. But we definitely have a thief among us. We’ve locked up our expensive kits and enzymes. Yet things keep disappearing. It’s spooky, and I’m getting pretty pissed (and creeped out) about it all. We’ve now started talking about installing a webcam in our lab. Overkill? Maybe, but I personally would like to know for sure so that I can compose a poem for open mic night:
You know, like back in the day when Mike Myers was funny.